August 2024 Horoscopes for Short Attention Spans (hfsas)
TL; DR:
* Read Sun, Moon, and Rising** Take what resonates and leave the rest
8/2: You see it, you like it, you want it… oop, can’t get it.
8/4: Revisit old ideas for new joy.
8/7: Take the compliments.
8/14: Look before you leap.
8/15: Slow down and let wisdom guide you.
8/18: A surprise spark.
8/19: Let go and recalibrate.
8/22: What is versus what should be.
8/23: Have you learned your lesson?
8/24: … act like it.
8/27: Spice up your life.
8/28: Tap into inspiration.
8/29: Seduce like the baddie you are.
8/4: A fresh start at home.
8/7: Treat yourself, but make it practical.
8/14: Keep your receipts.
8/15: Responsibility is cramping your style.
8/18: Take what you uncover and run with it.
8/19: Don’t let the haters yuck your yum.
8/22: No one likes sticking to a budget.
8/23: Invest in a therapy session.
8/24: Motivate from your values.
8/27: They ain’t ready, but you are.
8/28: Listen closely to your artistic instinct.
8/29: Cue “Feeling Myself” by Nicki Minaj ft. Beyoncé
8/2: Share your praise kink.
8/4: Begin a new dialog using old ideas.
8/7: You’ve got rizz, kid.
8/14: Make sure to stretch.
8/15: You have everything you need in spite of frustrations.
8/18: Low incidence, high consequence.
8/19: Don’t overcompensate uncertainty with cockiness.
8/22: Too busy to live up to your own expectations.
8/23: Use honesty and vulnerability to make your points.
8/24: Let your community guide you.
8/27: Create a meditation nook.
8/28: There is a very fine line between inspiration and delusion. Walk it carefully.
8/29: Tap into your inner minx.
8/2: A sudden shift in what matters most.
8/4: Time for a fresh approach to what matters most.
8/7: Indulge in optimism.
8/14: Be your own best ally.
8/15: There is succeeding and there is learning. Nothing else.
8/18: New information from your community lands in your lap. Make the most of it.
8/19: The burden of reality.
8/22: Distractions getting in the way of ideals.
8/23: Be honest about your goals and setbacks.
8/24: Treat yourself with compassion. You deserve it.
8/27: Get weird and send the risky text.
8/28: Make room for what could be.
8/29: Strength and beauty. You’re a force.
8/4: New month, new you.
8/7: You get by with a little help from your friends.
8/14: The social calendar is full.
8/15: Frustrations abound. Tap into your resilience.
8/18: Roll with it.
8/19: You don’t have all the information, but you sure are acting like it.
8/22: If that’s what you want, act like it.
8/23: You’ve earned your understanding of the world.
8/24: Trust your instinct.
8/27: Consider a new approach to your finances.
8/28: Let your goals dictate your plan. Not the other way around.
8/29: What are we?
8/4: Start a meditation practice.
8/7: Make sure you’re proofreading your emails.
8/14: Optimism, not overconfident.
8/15: The most intimate relationship is the one we have with ourselves.
8/18: Real wisdom is knowing when to change your mind.
8/19: Part ways with the habits that hold you back.
8/22: Being super busy is not the flex you think it is.
8/23: Consider what failure really means.
8/24: Share the responsibility.
8/27: Incorporate what you’ve learned into your skincare routine.
8/28: No one else can “complete” you.
8/29: Armed with a spreadsheet and a plan, you are unstoppable.
8/4: Try it out but don’t sign the paperwork just yet.
8/7: Sit with what you learn.
8/14: Prepare for travel delays.
8/15: Tap into people who’ve been there.
8/18: More is being revealed.
8/19: You can’t run away from your problems but you might try.
8/22: Self-sacrifice is so passé.
8/23: It’s important to have people who “get it.”
8/24: Make new memories in an old destination.
8/27: Try new means of intimacy with yourself.
8/28: Feet on the ground, head in the clouds.
8/29: Share your creations with others.
8/4: Explore a new venture.
8/7: Don’t ignore the shared pot.
8/14: Try kink.
8/15: Use diligent routines for good.
8/18: Inspired to reconsider.
8/19: Out with the old, in with the shared.
8/22: Get in where you fit in.
8/23: Lean into what you’ve learned but don’t commit to it.
8/24: Act accordingly.
8/27: If you’re not dating your best friend, what are you even doing?!
8/28: Make art and take in art with your friends.
8/29: Balance around us begins with balance within us.
8/4: Be open to a new understanding.
8/7: Your ability to influence is high today. Make it count.
8/14: Go on the date.
8/15: If only everyone would just listen to you…
8/18: What’s the big idea?
8/19: Emotions and frustrations are high. Proceed with caution.
8/22: Careful not to lash out on the people closest to you.
8/23: You have the capacity to talk through things today.
8/24: Mend fences.
8/27: Be open to new avenues.
8/28: Tune in to meaningful inspiration.
8/29: A good day to form consequential relationships.
8/4: Consider sharing more of yourself.
8/7: Share a little good fortune.
8/14: No one can do it all, not even you.
8/15: Open up to intimacy even if it feels hard.
8/18: Surprise yourself by opening up.
8/19: Everything safe and familiar started as the unknown. Push yourself out of your comfort zone.
8/22: Expect some push back.
8/23: Share your truth.
8/24: It’s not easy but it’s worth it.
8/27: Find joy in new places.
8/28: Appreciate for things as they are, not as they seem.
8/29: You can afford for things to be right.
8/4: Renew your relationships, don’t recycle.
8/7: Cue Madonna’s “Express Yourself.”
8/14: Get lucky, babe.
8/15: At the corner of frustration and integrity.
8/18: Enjoy shaking things up.
8/19: Heavy isn’t bad.
8/22: Intimacy beyond the body.
8/23: Honesty first and foremost.
8/24: Use joy for healing.
8/27: Practical can be v cute.
8/28: You don’t need to see it to believe it, but you should still look before you leap.
8/29: There’s beauty in power.
8/4: Don’t. Text. Your. Ex.
8/7: Revisit the conversation, but commit nothing.
8/14: All is not quiet on the home front.
8/15: There are responsibilities to show up for. Womp, womp.
8/18: That’s one hell of a screenshot.
8/19: If you’re overwhelmed, stay home.
8/22: Pick your battles.
8/23: Your story is worth sharing.
8/24: Take what you’ve learned and go from there.
8/27: Who slid into those DMs?
8/28: It’s ok to enjoy some delusion, as long as you know what it is.
8/29: You’re so money and you don’t even know it.